Welcome to The Offside Arms
20 Clubs.
One Pub.
No Dignity.
The home of football arguments, questionable refereeing, hopeless optimism and a barmaid called Doris who has absolutely had enough.
All clubs welcome. Good behaviour optional.
Pull up a stool
The beautiful game.
The ugly arguments.
Every club has its representative. Every supporter has a grievance. The referee has lost his glasses, the agent has lost his conscience and Doris has lost her patience.
Original football satire, new cartoons and all the chaos from the most dysfunctional pub in Britain.
About the pub →Fresh from the bar
Latest cartoons
First round of cartoons coming soon. Doris is checking the scripts.
The usual suspects